zeldathemes

Familyfriend’s five year old son about the stains on his favorite dress:
"Let me cry, I can wash it with my tears!"


I love this kid.

thedrugilove:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

wAT

thedrugilove:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

wAT

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

Push Paul out first, he’s the prettiest.
John Lennon when The Beatles car was being surrounded by Fans. (via goddamnthebeatles)

jaxofspades:

That moment in “Zombies, Run!” when I run faster not because I don’t want to get eaten by zombies but because I don’t want Sam to be sad anymore.

samyaoza-and-sportsbras:

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
"Abel’s large manchild population" I’m crying

samyaoza-and-sportsbras:

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

"Abel’s large manchild population" I’m crying

scarletdragonchild:

A shot at making a poster about Zombies Run! -  My favoritest running app (It has zombies! And too much feels!) ever.
I always feel ridiculously cool whenever Sam says these lines and I proceed to streak clumsily through the city’s sidewalks XD

scarletdragonchild:

A shot at making a poster about Zombies Run! -  My favoritest running app (It has zombies! And too much feels!) ever.

I always feel ridiculously cool whenever Sam says these lines and I proceed to streak clumsily through the city’s sidewalks XD

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"